Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are you guys jealous of Avril?
Polly: Whenever someone asks me this, I wanna gnaw something, usually their face. No, we're not jealous of her pointy noise, her flat chest, her can opener voice, or her songwriting abilities (Or lack thereof). I already have a flat chest, so I don't have to be jealous. 

L: So you don’t like Carrot Top, that must mean you’re jealous of him! When people tell us they don't like Nightwish we don't tell them they're jealous of them. Duh!

Polly again: If you hate Hitler, does that mean you're jealous of him?

2. If you have this much time to make a website and pictures, why don't you get lives/boyfriends/friends?
Polly: Read the Contact page. Lives are stupid and run by the government. We have plenty of friends, thank you. And P.S I took your advice-I am now dating your boyfriend.

3. If you guys like peace so much then why do you have a hate site?

Polly: Because we can't be peaceful if we're pissed at Avril all the time so we have to have some way of venting.

4. If you hate Avril then what do you listen to?
Polly: Our music tastes are listed below.

5. You suck, did you know that?

Polly has three possible answers...
1. You swallow, did you know that?

2. You suck Michael Jackson, did you know that? and

3. Can't you think of any better insults? It's 2010, not the 90's.

6. How can you hate someone you don't even know?

L: How can you like someone you don't even know? Avril hates Britney, badmouthed Hilary Duff, Paris, Christina, and Britney of course, among others without even knowing them. What gives her the right to talk BS about people she doesn't know? And why can't we do it too? She bashes Britney and her clones because she "dislikes" her slutty image. We dislike Avril's wannabe pseudo-punk image and attitude. It's valid. Think about it.

6. Aren’t you making her more famous?
L: No. She already has an agent. Our site does not have an effect on the charts either. We’re putting out the facts that she’s a lying poseur. Syd-and Polly give a middle finger up to fame.

7. She has more money and more fame than you'll ever have, so why don't you STFU?

Because last time we checked we had freedom of speech. Plus, who said we must like/love everyone who has more money or fame than us?

8. She didn't say all that stuff u hatah! All that stuffs made up!!!!!!11111one

100% of the quotes here come from either MTV or known and reliable magazines such as Blender, Maxim, Rolling Stone etc. as well as credible British websites and PerezHilton and yes, FAN SITES. Your eyes are not deceiving you, you Avril groupies actually made this site possible! So face the facts: Avril is a bitch!

9. Is it true that one of you is actually Avril?

Not only is that the absolute truth it is also an utter lie.