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When reading this page, try not to think about how much Avril is like a character from the fanfic 'My Immortal'...


"I'm a hardocre skater punk"

"I never claimed to be punk"

"I am not a party person"

"In high school our (hockey) team got invited to this tournament, but I got busted for drinking the night before, so they sent me home"

"I’m such a party animal. [laughs] After this interview, I’m going to go up the Sunset Strip with my friend, get wasted… and get pizza. I’m the kind of girl who, when I go to a bar or a club, I just want to get wasted"

"I like to jump on tables and wreck things in a while. When I drink I am the party"

"(About touring with the Jonas Brothers) I could be wrong but I’m kinda helping The Jonas Brothers out by introducing them over there. We’re gonna do eight shows there together."

News Flash Avril, they were in London and their concert sold out pretty fast, so yeah you were wrong.

Cait/Polly: Yeah, Avril, keep thinking that you helped a boy band get famous just because you toured with them. 

 

"Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote those lyrics when I was trying to survive"

Survive what, growing up in a middle-class town? And what's deep or emotional about beeing someone's cheerios or stealing another girl's boyfriend?

Polly: Me thinks Avril has never heard a Harry Chapin song in her life

 

"The auditions (for the new band) were pathetic! I couldn't believe how many were so bad"

Because this is what a gifted musician looks like: holding the sticks in the wrong way and playing the second easiest beat in drumming, right? I mean is she even hitting the bass pedal? She plays guitar, but she only plays simple ass chords. She plays drums, but it's the same boring beats over and over. She plays piano, but it's also the same boring crap over and over. They teach you that in the 4th lesson of drumming 101: b=bass, s=snare, h=hihat, -=seperator, +=simultaneous. Singing and playing drums is not that hard if you play the same drum rhythm throughout the entire song like she did. Now singing and doing fancy drum fills at the same time? That takes hard work and talent but apparently the standard for 'talent' these days seems to be plummeting downhill.

 

INTERVIEW BY BUZZ BISHOP ON 95 CRAVE IN VANCOUVER. SHE HAD SOME INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE INTERNET AND BRITISH JOURNALISTS:

“Whatever, you’re just talking about the Internet. You want me to clear some stuff up for you? Alright, here’s the deal. Today, you know, we live in a world where like people are extremely negative. The Internet is very negative. There’s a lot of websites and stuff, not naming any in particular (PerezHilton hint?). But, I don’t know. People are like obsessed with celebrities and they’re obsessed with them failing and doing bad (like she's not obsessed with Britney failing). Personally, I haven’t failed. I haven’t done anything wrong. I feel like I’ve worked really hard and I’ve accomplished a lot (Yeah like, fooling millions by being a fake sk8er pxnk school drop out). I know a lot of people are like getting DUIs and freaking showing their crotches in paparazzi pictures (Britney hint?) and going to jail and doing all this crazy stuff and falling (Paris/Lindsay hint?). I personally think I’ve kept myself together pretty good (How's being a spoiled brat keeping yourself together?). There’s a lot of negativity (But everything that comes out of her mouth is negative!) and I have a record out right now (So do Paris and Linday, and they suck too). It’s unfortunate that anytime there’s ever big news, it’s always negative. And I’ll guarantee you anything you’re reading is false (people make stuff up about Britney and Lindsey ALL the time too, big deal). Everything you read is like false. Sometimes like people have quotes and say things that I didn’t even say, and that’s what they like to do in the UK. They make up artificial quotes and they put them in the magazines. Like Q magazine had all these false quotes that I didn’t put. And the press over here made a big deal about it. A lot of it just ends up on the Internet. People are looking to attack. It’s really unfortunate.”

look who's talking, she's always looking to attack! I bet she's on Perezhilton.com every morining looking for Britney's latest move. She can't give a decent interview without bashing her. What's the difference between Avril and Paris/Britney/Lindsay? That Avril has a driver. She's still a boozie suzzie.

You'd better learn this dear Advil: Part of growing up is taking responsability for your own actions. You said the words. Deal with it. Next you're gonna say the paps altered that video where you spit on them? Denial causes cancer!

Polly is Speechless.

"PARTY HARD. BUT NOT TOO HARD"

"When I go to a party, I am the party! I'm the girl doing shots, jumping on tables, screaming and getting wasted."
So, basically, she's the asshole who's going to have butt sex with the entire Varsity Blues team and then claim she was gang raped, right? Nice. Also visit Must Read Articles and check out drunk Avril videos/articles/pictures.

 

"Be greatful. It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water—well OK, not people in the developing world."
You mean like how the developing part of your brain lacks oxygen? Stupid bitch, try saying that to the South Americans who get to drink clean, pure water out of the fawcett every day.

 

"...When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!..."

This is just about the most insulting thing I've heard since Larry Craig denied to that officer that he wanted to suck his cock: Just picture Avril sitting on her throne, munching on cherries as she ushers her underpaid Mexican maid and assistant to bust out the cardboard boxes and Scotch tape. Way to get involved, Avril!

 

"Extend yourself. I want to get into movies next, a lead role in a super cool indie flick. I've been looking at scripts for the past two years now and most of them have been shit, but I know I could be real good at it. I have an agent now, and everything."
Hey, Avril, there is nothing "super" nor "cool" nor "indie" about you, but I hear you didn't make audiences want to scratch their eyes out in Fast Food Nation
. Looks like showering your pimp—I mean agent—with all those gifts from your closet really paid off.

Polly Sez: YOU'RE NOT FREAKING INDIE, AVRIL. STFUUUUUUUUUUUU.  

 

"I met some old friends and we all spent the afternoon at the sk8ing track. I was surprised to see I'm still good at sk8ing! Really, I left them all behind!"

Polly Sez: But i thought you sucked and I also thought you had no friends.

 

"Napanee will always be my home"

Even after all those things you said about it? Thankfully for you towns don't have personalities, otherwise it'd smack the hell outta you! (go to the bottom of this page)

Polly: However, countries do have personalities, and anyone who's seen Hetalia knows exactly what sorts of jokes I want to make...

 

"My image is what sets me apart-I've got to be true to myself."

"Ever since I was 16, I didn’t give a damn about what anyone thought. No one’s opinion mattered to me and I just went out and did my own thing. I stuck to my guns, followed my gut and did what I wanted to do, and it worked. I don’t believe in regrets and I never will"

You go girl! And don't come back.

 

"I feel like my show has only ever been good-now, I want it to be awsome. I'm never satisfied, but the more experience I have, the better I get."

 

"I think part of the reason why some people don't like me is because I'm a bold, strong character. My personality is what-you-see-is-what-you-get and very honest. I'm not a bullshitter and I can't lie. So I've always been really real. Sometimes, I come across like a bitch, but I am a strong person. I'd rather be strong than weak."

I can name a full list of artists who are bold and strong yet they do not diss, bitch or self-patronize like she does! Get down from that cloud, Avril!

 

"I didn't want to wear pretty clothes; so I didn't. I wasn't allowed to do certain magazines because they wanted to put me in their clothes, but I'm glad I did what I wanted to do, and it's a good thing."

Now you're all "pretty", aren't you? *wink*

 

"When you're writing with Avril Lavigne, she's the boss. She's never filling in the blanks-she's coming up with full-blown concepts. She knows what kind of record she wants to make, just like she knows how she wants to style herself. She has a vision, and it's hers, wholeheartedly. The only reason she is a target for people like Perez Hilton is that she doesn't kiss ass."

Again, being an asshole does not equate not kissing ass. No wonder she's 20-something and still a spoiled brat, people around her need to stop kissing her pasty ass! She's a target for people like Perez Hilton because she's a major jackass.

 

She doesn't listen to metal all day. She likes pop, too: "I have the new Nelly Furtado album. I love the songs "Say It Right" and "All Good Things". I've seen Christina Aguilera in concert, too. I love Rhianna's song "Umbrella" and Fergie is cool."

If I were Christina Aguilera I would've sent the dogs after her!! (go to the bottom of this page)

 

"I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated." When asked why her songs are so angry.

Kids reading this, please, do not ever drop out of high school!

POLLY: I write angry songs. But I'm genuinely angry when I wrote them.

 

(On how she'd like to be remembered) "As a respected singer/songwriter and someone who is strong-willed and strong-minded"

Shame for you you'll be remembered a punk ass poseur bitch.

 

(I am) low maintenance.

Yes, your latest album is the proof of that *cough*anooyingprep*cough*

 

"My mom wouldn't let me sing 'Strawberry Wine' because it had 'wine' in it."

Looks like dumb is genetic.

 

"I can write a song a day."

  

"I'm so stupid girly it's not even funny"

 

"Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her."

So girly, and such a pr** at the same time.

Polly-Errrrr.......you gonna tell us WHAT she said? Because in my head I imagine this scenario:

Chick: "Sup Avril! I love your music so mu-"

Advil: "FUCK YOU" -kick her in the box-

Chick: "NO AVRIL THE ASHES OF MY UNCLE WERE IN THAT BOX!"

Advil: "FUCK YOU" -shove-

 

"My mom would make me wear dresses to church, and I'd be like 'Ugh, no! I don't want to wear it!'

What mom didn't do that?

 

“If I started doing my hair in a million braids, other girls would show up at school with their hair in a million braids. If I cut off my pants, girls would show up at school with their pants cut off.” She says she wasn’t popular, “but everybody knew who I was.”
Spoiled much? Conceited much?
  
Asked what’s the first melody she remembers, Lavigne conjures a third–grade talent–show performance, breaking into song: “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to/Cry if I want to … ”
Did you win?
You idiot. “Of course I won.”

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"When I first came out on the scene, I acted liked a kid and dressed like a kid - and now I'm a woman. As you get older you start dressing differently and doing things differently with your hair. I was such a tomboy. I wore my hair the same way every day. Barely wore makeup. And now, I LOVE clothes. I love shoes, I love purses!"

That is by far the worst deffinition of being a woman that I’ve ever heard. I wish Gloria Steinem was alive and kicked her in the ass. Plus, that’s what happens when you can’t keep your mouth shut in front of millions of people (or teeneage boppers for that matter): you end up doing that which you said you’d NEVER do.

 

"Everything I know I could never have learned on a chalkboard"

Learn how to spell “skater”? How to steal a girl’s boyfriend? She's right, no certified school that I know of teaches you that. Why doesn’t she just admit she dropped out coz she was too dumb?

 

"I'm not very scene-y. I don't really like the kind of people in L.A. anyway. Everyone is so pretentious and so caught up in what everybody thinks. I'm just a chill person."

Now everyone else is pretentious? How about when her people have to clear the hallways so she can get through? Or when she disappointed her Mexican fans by refusing to sign autographs in the last MTV music awards?

 

“I don’t know what the big deal was … I’ve been spitting at the paparazzi for two years”

Maybe she can teach the spoiled brat some discipline, don't you think?

 

On the sidewalk, we ask, does she think she’s hot? “HELL, YEAH!” she hollers, cracking up and bending over double. “What kind of a question is that? Fuck, yeah, I’m hot.” Is it fun to play with that, or do you have mixed feelings about using sex to sell records? “I don’t think of it that way,” she says, getting a look in her eyes like a cat that’s just been asked to come down from the refrigerator (From Blender Mag)
You may not think of it that way, Avril. But that is exactly what it is.

"I'm not into the whole Playboy scene. They're not good role models"

Avril’s religion of choice: drunkism

Can't a role model get pissed drunk once in a while, dammit?!

Baring for Blender Magazine is something only a role model would do.

Ain't she cute?

 

"Most songs out there are about banging and tits and ass and chicks"

And btw, is she dissing rap music? Doesn't she rap and dance in her GF video?

POLLY SEZ: Don't be sad that I have more respect for 50 Cent then I do for you, Avril. And I have VERY LITTLE respect for 50 Cent.

 

"Of course, I've been compared to Kurt Cobain, we are both rock legends."

   

Did you hear that? Kurt shot himself again.

 

"Girls and guys can relate to my songs (talking about Let Go). They are deep and emotional. I wrote those lyrics when I was trying to survive"

Since when is growing up in a middle-class Canadian family surviving? Now she's dissing her own hometown.

And hmmm, yeah..."He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy..."Take off all your preppy clothes"..."I don't know who you are but I'm with you" Yeah, that's so emotional Avril. -sob- I'm crying because this statement is sad.

 

"A lot of girls wish they could jam on the guitar like I could, but they can't!"

Avril, how many times do we have to tell you playing the air guitar does not constitute actual playing? Plus, what girls are you refering to, Morgan Lander, Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Allison RobertsonMelissa Auf Der MaurBonnie Raitt, Sheryl Crow, The Go Go's, Heart, Tracy Bonham or maybe Courtney Love? Plus, whenever you say that, Bianca from Betty Blowtorch rolls in her grave.

 

"One thing being a woman that I don't do, though, is sell my body. I want people to respect me, and I don't go around shaking it or wearing a push-up bra.''

It is people like her who sell the idea that being a girl equals showing skin. Man I hate that Avril makes me defend Shakira/Christina/Britney! I mean, Shakira *can* dance and has a good voice, not like Avirl's pathetic dance "moves". Grrr.

POLLY SEZ: Oh, screw you, Avril!! Being a woman doesn't have to do with showing skin!!!!!

 

"Modern music mostly sucks"

And it's mostly because of her, plus her vocabulary amazes me. Modern music is not The Billboard! It includes everything that happened after 1890, including classical writers like Debussy.

POLLY SEZ: Someone hasn't heard of Green Day, Evanescense, John Mayer, Chinatown, Wicked Little Dolls, or My Chemical Romance.

Hey doesn't this remind you of Frank Zappa? "Modern Music is a sick puppy".

 

"I hate make up and shit like that. If you wanna express yourself do it in your music"

How many whales had to die for your eyeliner, Avril? PETA's gonna get you someday!

 

"I don't like using the term "pop star" because that's not my personality. My personality is like a rock star. I'm hardcore"

Hardcore:   Not hardcore:

(On the criticism she's gotten) "That's what happens when someone gets really big, Then everyone just tries to bring them down. Second of all, I never, ever claimed to be punk, thank you. The media labeled me as punk. That was because I was a little teenage girl who came out and wasn't the typical pop little act. So everyone just like decided to label me punk because I was different and I had more of edge. OK, I'm not made up. I write my own songs. I've been doing music my whole life. I buy my own clothes. I say what I want. I make my own decisions. People don't tell me what to do. They don't tell me where to go. I do what I want to do. That's bullshit!" 

Ha. Ha. Hahahahahahahahaha!! I agree, this is BULLSHIT! You DID say you were punk. The world has heard you say it and sell it! It's everywhere! POLLY SEZ: John Mayer is very famous and the only people I've seen bring him down are Adam And Andrew (They did the Emo Kid song).

"I really hate preps." 

Awww, don't be so hard on yourself and your fans.

"My music is true rock." 

Yes, and Eminem is a black R&B singer.

"I wrote my first album when I was a 16-year-old skater who wore size 32 pants and hoodies"

"To write a song, i sit down with my guitar and write whatever is on my mind."
"I write all of my songs with co-writers."
"I play the guitar for most of my songs"
"I only play guitar for like 2 songs on the album"


"The multimedia bio included with Let Go, released earlier this summer, describes Lavigne as 'a skater-punk, a dynamic spirit, a true wild child'"

Mmmmmhhhh... I'm very confused now...

 

"Who are Nirvana? Are they a rock band?"

Yes you idiot. And didn't you say you were a legend just like Kurt? o_o

 

"I definitely have a rock star life"

She definitely knows nothing about rock music.

POLLY SEZ: Ok, then. Your equipment was stolen, you have an addiction to -insert hard drug here-, you have a groupie boyfriend who is also addicted to -insert hard drug here-, you can't buy any new stuff, and the police are after you, and you party every night at -insert underground club here-

 

"Before I, Like, knew what a record was, I knew I was going to make one"

Good Lord! What an idiot. I've known what a record is for...a long time now. Like, then how could you make something if you didn't, like, know what it was? Stupid, stupid girl.

 

"Yes, I was a cheerleader and did enjoy it, but people hold that against me... I'm as punk as they come.  I'm not some Britney Spears wannabe"


Asked if there’s tension because she sells more records than her husband does, Lavigne coolly answers, “We’re doing different things. He’s rock; I’m pop.”

Finally! This is what needed to happen! She had to marry a punk wannabe so she could realize she's in the same category as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera! Blessed be! XD

 

"It's not about me personally attacking people, it's getting them scared. I'm just freakin' em out so that I can sell the most records and stuff. (On dissing other singers)"

Let me just say that I am sick and tired of this loud mouth telling the press and everyone how she's "real" and how she's not like Britney Spears. Trying to establish a name for oneself in the music industry by criticizing and putting down others shows a real lack character and self-identity. I see through Avril's tough girl act. She's really not that different from all the other pop acts out there!


"Check out the lead singer! He's adorable! The funny thing is, we kind of look alike." - talking about Hanson.

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"My lyrics are real and honest and that's why the fans can relate to it, because I'm not like sitting down trying to make a song that has all these rhymes and funky words"

Then how come the beat to "Girlfriend" matches the beat to the 1980's hit "Mickey"? And no funky words you said?

"She's like so whatever"

"He was a sk8er boi"

"she had a pretty face but her head was up in space"

"there's no other so when's it gonna sink in"

"Hey! Hey! You! You! I wanna be your girlfriend"

Oh that's right, that song's not even hers, she stole that from some 60-year-old legends who have dedicated the last half of their lives to music.

 

"I'm so busy - I never get to eat" 

Is that the reason why she's always picking her nose?  

"I'm a very emotional person and my talent is transferring my emotions on to paper. It's something I can just do. People may be in disbelief that I wrote it but I did." 
C'mon! Her lyrics are dumb and meaningless, there is no talent behind the tons of eyeliner, and maybe people wouldn't be in disbelief that she wrote them if the cd didn't claerly state she "co-wrote" them. And besides, even if she did write them, why would people be in disbelief, Britney can write a song, come on... Hanson wrote their songs! JoJo writes her songs! That tiny thing sounds way smarter when she speaks than Avril does, being Avril much older than her!

Jojo vs. anemic poseur

"I look hot and if you don't like it suck it"

Are you confirming my belief that you have male genitalia?

Avril poses for a Clearasil add

Homer says: Douh!

*vomits*

Speechless.

Eek!

Speechless again.

Yet again, speechless.

Yuck 

 

"I don't use sex to sell records"

"I won't let anyone turn me into a sex symbol"

‘Cause you wanna do it yourself? *wink*

Never say never!

Debrah Harry wannabe

No words needed  

Everyone would with that outfit 

Does she think a Led Zeppelin t-shirt makes up for the nauseating hot pants?

Eek!

Very classy, Britney *cough* I mean, Avril

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Yikes

 

"Lookie me! I'm wearing BLACK with an 'EDGY' slogan on it that shows off my boobs and I'm smiling and flipping off the camera! I'm SOOOOOO EDGY and PUNKY!"

Anyone ELSE reminded of My Immortal? The fanfic? 


"(Talking about The Best Damn Thing) I wasn't drunk the whole record, but I sing fine when I am. The harder songs are fun to sing wasted"

Avril my dear, you can't sing squat when you're sober! Plus, is there any "hard" song in that record? Seriously, cheerleading rutines are not usually THAT hard to do, vocally speaking at least. Besides you're always bragging about how you drink in moderation, how you would NEVER do drugs and how you're so different from Britney, BUT we always see you drunk in videos and pictures and now this? Alcohol is a legal drug honey, why do you think so many people become addicted to it? Uh?

 

"If some girl was going after my man, I'd punch them. I don't think stealing any girl's guy is a nice thing - it's totally mean"

The staff of StopThePop is very confused

“I’m weird, creative, emotional and sensitive. I’m one of those people that can be very extroverted at times and jump around, but other times I’m very shy and reserved”

Avril, how old are you? 13? You're such a teeny bopper! Or are you just bipolar?

 

“All my life I’ve loved doing boi stuff. I’ve been called a tomboy and I guess I still am. I always loved playing baseball in the summer and I’d practice hockey in the winter with the guys. I used to love playing with boiz”

Yep, you have male genitalia. Plus in every picture we have we see girlie Avril playing with her dolls and even looking like a Mariah Carey wannabe. Do I smell another lie?

 

“I suck at sk8ing! I mean, I love it, I think it’s fun but I do it in my free time. I don’t want anyone hand me my sk8 and get me on tape ‘cause I’m no expert. I fall a lot, although everyone falls”

Didn’t you like, skate ALL the time in highschool? Didn’t you say “I was good”? Haha and of course everyone falls, but not doing baby ollies like you Avril.

 

I need a guy who’s sensitive, fun, and most important who gives me lots of attention!”

Can you get any more shallow than that?! Plus, didn't she say she was lyk3, low maintenance? Yes I know! Another contradiction... *walks away*

 

"I was always grounded so I needed something to do. I spent a lot of time writing”

Grounded for… teeny bopping? We're not buying the bad girl thing, you’re just another blonde bimbo.

 

If you don’t like me for who I am, then you don’t like me for who I am”

No, we don’t like you for who you PRETEND to be.

and thanks, Captain Obvious. What, was Advil trying to be all deep with this?

"I know what it feels like to be looked down on for being a skater."

Let's not and say we did.


 

"Don't change yourself for anybody; It's not worth it."

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Ha. Ha. Ha. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

"I'm a role model"

Because this is what every parent wants for their children. riiight!

 

"School gave me an inferiority complex, I never did my work, was always talking, and failed all my tests because I didn't try. I would be throwing m&m's and the English teacher would say 'Stop that or I'm going to make you leave the room!' And I'd be like "That's what I want", so I'd keep throwing them, get kicked out, and grab my skaterboard and go skate"

These guys seem to have a different story...

"Her background is middle-class Canadian. She talks of being a tearaway at school but in fact all she did was rollerskate in the corridor. She was a straight-'A' student. In her early years, the main subject of her songs was being spurned by boys or dumped for one of the prettier girls.

The Mail On Sunday, U.K.


"I get tired on the road. I've got Radio Disney to keep me company"

 

TWO ARTICLE SNIPPETS:

1. Her favorite bands were Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20 and especially Hanson!

Polly is ashamed to like Matchbox 20 and Goo Goo Dolls. ._.
 

2. Complicated is one of the several songs on the album that deal with the politics of poseurs and how people often change their tune when someone else comes around..."

Sounds familiar... Oh wait! That is you, Avril!


"I won't change anything because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what I'm going to continue to do."

Please murder me so I don't have to put up with it.

 

"People are like "Well, she doesn't know The Sex Pistols". Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"

1. Everyone knows about the Pistols 2. If you were 'punk' you would know about them 3. Youth is no excuse. I've known of them since I was 6.


And then...


"I wish everyone would stop saying that I'm not punk!  God damnit! I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do, I'm like a Syd Vicious for a new generation. Poeple look up to me and want to be me. And that's fine, just don't try to copy the shit I do"

Ok,  sloooower ...

 

"I've definitely grown a lot in that whole period -- especially as a person"

Really! we thought you grew as a canary.


"I'm very careful about my image."

Reeeally? I thought you didn't give a crap about what other people thought about you? And I also thought you said you wore your street clothes for the photo sessions because no one tells you what to do? Mmhmm.


"I would describe myself as Avril Lavigne to someone if they asked me to describe myself cause the thing i hate about this, being in my situation, is that you get labelled you know, i've been labelled as Avril Lavigne "Sk8er Chick!"

Sorry dear, that's how YOU labeled yourself. Several times actually.

 

"I was born to rock. I was born to roll. Rock n'roll. I see myself as a rock chick, and when they refer to me as a pop chick, I'm like NOOOOO!!!"

What kind of phrase is 'Pop chick'?! I don't think I've heard it before. Oh, you must of heard it on the 'mean streets' of Canada. Oh, and you weren't born to rock OR roll.


"Arista was drop-dead shit afraid that i would come out with a whole album that sounded like 'Unwanted' and 'losing grip'.i swear they wanted to drop me or something. I don't feel like 'Complicated' represents me and my ability. But without 'Complicated', i bet you anything i wouldn't have even sold a million records .The songs i did with The Matrix, yeah, they were good for my first record, but i don't want to be that pop anymore"

I thought Let Go was a "rawk"album... I'm really confused now... Besides, you wanted the Girlfriend kind of pop better, didn't you? *wink*


“Well, I don’t fight people anymore, I’m more mature now, and I just don’t think fighting is good. But I remember being in Toronto and walking into a CD store, and some guy with spiky hair was all, ‘Hey, Avril!’ and then started lippin’ at me. I was like, ‘Okay, this is embarrassing, I’m just going to leave.’ So I’m walking down the street, and the guy comes out of the store, still yelling. I turn around, f***in’ grab him and go, ‘What?’ And I f***in’ knee him in the balls, throw him down, and his f***in’ punk girlfriend comes over and goes, ‘What the f*** are you doing?’ And I go ‘What the f*** are you doin’?’ And it was like they totally didn’t expect me to do anything, because I’m just this girl on TV or whatever. I’m not proud of that. I think it’s funny, but I wouldn’t do it now. I’d just be like, ‘Okay, you’re a loser.’ Then I would leave.”

Well she surely IS proud of it otherwhise she wouldn't brag about it. Plus, what's wrong with spiky hair? Oh yes, it's not as hardcore as her pink streaks, right Avril? I hope Syd won't read this, she'd f***in’ knee you in the balls! 

POLLY: What a great role model.
SYD: too late man. oh hellllll no she did not just say she "beat up" a punk but was like, inside her mind was goin, "Yeah guurl, u wanna m3ss with me? i'm a punk rock. Whooo! i'm the biotch. Fuck you posers!" I would never waste my time with my foot in her sides, man. She can kiss my ass. I'm goin to get my gun to shoot this motherf**** poser.~ 
 

 

"School teaches you what to do with the rest of your life... I already knew."

No, College teaches you what to do with the rest of your life, school teaches you what you need to know so that you won't be an ignorant.

SOME OF THE CRAP THE ALMIGHTY POSEUR HAS SAID ABOUT OTHER SINGERS, MOSTLY BRITNEY
 
"I'm about the performance, Britney is about sex, publicity, being a sex symbol and everyone watching her have sex"

"Yes, I was a cheerleader and did enjoy it, but people hold that against me... I'm as punk as they come. I'm not some Britney wannabe"

So, posing nude for Blender doesn't constitute being a Britney wannabe, uh?

 

"Brandy had a baby? When did that happen? Isn't she like 16?"

No, she was 23 when she had her child Sy'rai. At least do research before dissing someone. Plus, didn't you get married at 21?

POLLY: I read in Cosmo Girl (pxnk rawk!) that she always wanted to marry young.

 

"Actually, I know for a fact there are some young female artists who don't even sing on their own records and who don't sing live. And that is pathetic."

That does not give her any credit whatsoever, because she STINKS live and her stuido voice is so syntethized it's sickening. At least Britney knows she's not good and chooses not to torture her fans.

 

"...I’m really low key. I drive a jeep. Look, I just went for a walk down the sidewalk drinkin’ J.D. and smoking a fuckin’ cigar. I mean, if I was Mariah Carey oe whatever— I’m not dissing her” — Lavigne non–dissingly mimes like she’s tip–toeing through some fancy–ass tulips. “I’m down to earth. I’m, like, normal. I think a lot of it comes from being small–town.”

Oh no Avril, you don't know what dissing is, except for the fact that YOU are the deffinition of dissing. And down to earth? If being spoiled and an self-centered means being down to earth man.. I'm really missing out!

 

"Hilary (Duff) is a bitch. Someone said I didn't like people copying me, then they asked Hilary what she thought about it and she said I should appreciate my fans more. She should shut up. She's just a good girl and shouldn't talk about me. It annoys me"

Why should she shut up? Because she's right? Sorry girl, what goes around comes around.

Pawlee: I don't care that much for Duff, but she's right. You probably should appreciate your stupid fans more. 

 

"Michelle Branch better watch her back."

First, what the hell did MIchelle Branch do to deserve that? Second, Avril is jealous because Michelle is everything she'll never be!

POLLY SEZ: don't be sad that Santana does duets with her. Oh, i'm sorry. Do you not know who Santana is, Avril?

 

"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!'"

Psh! Not all preps are losers....just ask my buddies Devon, Katrina, and Lindsay. 

 

(On Britney again): "if I were selling my body, I would wear that stuff but I'm selling 

my music

"

*cough*MaximHootersBlender*cough*

"Nick  Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really my thing (singing?). I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box." 

Then why the hell is she on MTV 24/7? and why is she singing "La la la la la, uh uh uh, life's like this" Huh?

"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser"

I doubt she'd say it to her face, would she? I don't recall Pink lying about herself, plus she wrote Mr. President, the coolest song ever, while Avril only has the balls to flip and spit on paparazzi.

 

"The way she dresses, would you walk around the street in a f*cking bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone (ha!) but with me the clothes I wear onstage are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do"

Avril, your acting like Britney is still a teenage pop sensation. She's a grown-up now, Oh! and what about all her contradictions?!

Very classy!  

She's not an ass-kisser, just an ass.

*pukes*

faerie or tranny?

 

"I swear, what is she trying to do (Christina Aguilera), beat Britney on being the sluttiest of all time? She is freaking nasty. I mean, how many STD's does she have? Who goes around telling everyone about their p**** ring? It's sick"

Avril's probably jealous because Cristina actually... you know... can sing? Btw, how many STD's did she catch shooting Girlfriend and Hot? Besides, didn’t she admit she went to one of Christina’s shows?

POLLY: Alright, you ignorant little girl, just because someone wears revealing clothing doesn't give them STD's. Poor Freddie Mercury must be so sad right now.

 

"Christina Agu... Who? I thought that w**** died!"

I hope you enjoyed her show, Avril *wink*

 

"Britney Spears is such a hoe cake"

Hey, that's POLLY's Insult! Plus, she doesn't even know her she judges Britney based on the way she dresses and dances, and doesn't she sing "I see the soul that is inside"? Contradiction?

 

"(Gasp), Britney Spears fully clothed?"

"I'm not gonna go out there and dress like a hoe and stuff. Look how well that worked for Britney"

XD

At least she'll have a job in case her music "career" flops

Blender magazine session. Pretty.. not.

 

"I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or my boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney"

First, what boobs has she got to show off? Second, she IS Britney. Plus I'm not a Britney fan, but her success is incredible. No teenage singer can top her, except for perhaps Richie Valens.

 

"It's like, all this American Idol crap that bugs me. I mean, here I am, busting my ass off for my fans and some little slut blows some English guy with a bug up his ass and people all respect her. It's sick"

Is she refering to Kelly Clarkson? Because if she is I doubt Kelly blew anyone to get on AI. She got to where she is because she actually is talented; but of course, Avril wouldn't know talent even if it bit her in the ass. All these people on AI have been working for years, some even auditioned more than once to make it on the show, so Avril please:

Polly: She's just mad because William Hung is better than her. 

 

"I've had to work with a choreographer but I'm actually quite athletic and I have good rhythm so it comes natural to me. It made me appreciate people like Britney Spears, as I realise how much work goes into that stuff. The whole thing where you sing and dance is so hard, so that's probably why she doesn't sing, right, ha ha!"

Avril being the professional she is, can't promote her abums without dissing Britney. And even though I'm not into her stuff, I have to admit Britney's rutines are mindblowing (or used to be). Athletic does not equal the anemic clapping of her video Girlfriend.

Polly: Oh yeah, Avril! You're totally athletic in your videos! OK Go in 'Here it Goes Again'? FUCK THAT SHIT. 

 

Dissing her own town:

"(Napanee) It's just a little town where everybody knows everybody and their business. There's nothing to do except get drunk."

Avril's comments enraged Napanee locals, who say there are plenty of things to do there - especially now a multi-million dollar community centre and arena has been opened. Mayor Gord Schermerhorn said: "I grew up in Napanee and there's more to do here than get drunk."
This is not the first time the 19-year-old rocker has criticised Napanee - she has previously blasted the town in one of her early songs.
Local DJ Sean Kelly revealed: "There's a song on her first album called 'Mobile' where she says Napanee is nothing but a dope town."

Source

 

"Why the hell does Justin Timberlake keep hitting on me? What the fuck is that?"
You know, I hate to say it, but I'd be pretty scared if that girly boy was hitting on me... And BTW, why settle for Britney or Cameron Diaz when you can have Avril? LOL!

 

“If you want to be a tabloid couple, go around every red carpet in L.A., go to The Ivy for lunch. We don’t do any of that. To us, it’s cheesy. It’s lame.”

In another interview, Lavigne commented in regards to paris hilton, saying, “I think it’s funny that there are people who are famous who haven’t done anything. They’re just famous for being at Hollywood Clubs or for dating people. The thing you have to remember with that kind of fame is it’s 20 seconds long. So really, I feel kind of bad for them.”

We feel bad for you too, Avril

This must be photoshopped then

This too

Wow.. just, wow

Paris must crying in her bed because she feels bad for her, Avril's opinion should be very important for a Hilton. Not.

Polly Sez: Actually, Paris is famous because she's rich. The thing for me is not money but what they do with that money. Paris goes and shops for more useless designer crap and dogs (Which, by the way, is terrible-every designer dog she buys kills a dog in a shelter). Bill Gates and Bono actually USE the money for good causes. Sure, Avril donated her ties to Katrina victims. What about the money she has lying around? Doesn't she think Katrina victims NEED that? What about children in 3rd world countries? Are you clueless, Avril?

 

"Benji is just an alcoholic and a poser"

What's this about then? I hate GC, but Benji isn't an alcoholic, he's still a poser, like Avril. Plus, I've seen some not so "flattering" pictures/videos of her *cough*go to our article section*cough* What's up with that?

 
"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
So Alanis misused the word irony but the rest of her body work happens to be very well written and has actual depth, unlike Avril's. The little spitter should be honored to be compared to someone who actually gives her country a good name. By the way, she says she doesn't shower and then this? I'm sorry but Alanis really fucked up, not only to sing with Avril but to sing one of her mediocre songs? Eww.
Avril's also bragged several times about not having time to get her clothes clean and taking baths while she's on tour, and she's also said that she hates washing her hair and that she washes it like twice a week, but sure, she likes taking baths
And Ironic died the day Avril sang it with her flat voice.
 

"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She can't even speak English"

1, 2, 3, 4.

Awwww, don't be so sad that the Hard Rock Cafe asked Shakira to do a shirt for them and not you. Tough luck, Avril. Maybe they'll pick you next time. Or maybe they'll pick, you know, David Bowie or Jon Bon Jovi. You know, those sexy guys with truckloads of..what's that word...oh yeah: Talent. You wouldn't actually say that if you had won, Avril.

Plus, Shakira doesn't speak English? For those not in the know, Shakira can speak English, Spanish, Arabic and has a growing knowledge of Portuguese. What languages can you speak Avril?! Your little 'punx rawk' language? Now that's talent! Let's see...

"Everyone is winners, even those who aren't nominated" 

 "I don't wanna be no fake pop sh*t"

I spy with my little eye...A DOUBLE NEGATIVE! And...

"Sk8er Boi"

"Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made."

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Poor Canada. He's so ashamed of Avril....

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