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| In the not too distant future |
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| A shitty singer appears |
LOSING GRIP
This song must be about strong women who won't let a man ruin their lives. Right?
Right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real
Well we *all* wish you weren't real...
Didn't you feel me lock my arms around you Why'd you turn
away? Here's what I have to say I was left to cry there
This dude doesn't like you. He's smart.
That's when I decided why should I care Cuz you weren't
there when I was scared I was so alone
We can put an end to your misery, Avril...
You, you need to listen I'm starting to trip
Poor Jerry Garcia. Must be having seizures now.
Am I just some chick you place beside you to take somebody's
place
o_o...
Crying out loud I'm crying out loud. Crying out loud I'm
crying out loud
Open your eyes Open up wide Why should I care Cuz you
weren't there when I was scared I was so alone Why should I care"
Don't you have FRIENDS who would help you?! Or maybe…
a shrink?
This song screams girl power!!! Gloria Steinem would be so proud. Not.
COMPLICATED
You've become somebody else round everyone else
Who inspired this song, a mirror?
You're watching your back like you can't relax
She's probably referring to flipping everyone for no reason.
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
She knows what we're thinking! She has ESP! Nah... she would SHUT
THE HELL UP if she did.
You're making me laugh out when you strike your pose
She's not the only one who laughs
SKATER BOY
(we don't like to spell like 8 year-olds)
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, She needed to come back down to earth
Self-reference?
He was a skater boy She said see you later boy
What
would rhyme with "boy", wait a minute... mmmh, what about... Boy? Yay! I'm like SO smart!
Wait a minute... smart's not pxnk? *Back to poser mode*
There is more that meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside
That explains why she co-wrote an entire song about a boy's baggy clothes. That also explains the quote
"That skater over there is soooo cute" (yes, she said it)
We are in love, haven't you heard, how we rock each other’s world
How
pxnk rawk!!!
I'm with the skater boy, I said see you later boy, I'll be back stage after
the show. I'll be at the studio, singing the song we wrote, about a girl you used to know
I
mean, seriously, if you are a diehard fan and for some reason missed our disclaimer, you have to admit, how
dumb is that? "I don't
write oh baby songs?" Is this girl on dope or something?
I'M WITH YOU
It's a damn cold night
That explains why
she’s wearing shorts in the video.
‘Cause nothing's going right, and everything’s a mess
This
would make Thom Yorke jealous of her writing skills.
ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY
I laugh myself to sleep
Someone forgot to take her Haldol.
Sometimes I drive so fast, just to feel the danger, I wanna scream, it makes
me feel alive
Wow... that's sooo pxnk rawk, I mean, like watch out! The beast has been unleashed! She drives fast!
I’m feeling nervous, trying to be so perfect cause I know you’re
worth it
This is so not an 'oh baby' song. Right.
"I'd say I wanna blow you..."
"want to see you go down..."
Doesn't she know that 95% of her fans are 12 years old? Wow
If it ain’t coming out 
What’s wrong with my tongue
Her brain?
Never wore cover-up, always beat the boys up, grew up in a 5000 population town.
Made my money by cutting grass, got fired by fried chicken ass
This girl surely toke it up!
I never spend less than an hour, washin' my hair in the shower, it always takes
5 hours to make it straight, so I'll braid it in a zillion braids, though it may take all friggen day, there's nothin' else
better to do anyway
This would make a Haiti survivor pity her
Take some time, mellow out, party up, but don't fall down, don't get caught,
sneak out of the house
Every teenager's nightmare!
TAKE ME AWAY
My words are cold
It’s no secret Avril’s a rude little brat
Cause no one understands
...how a talentless brat has any slaves/fans.
I'm going nowhere
Probably, if your slaves/fans wake up one day.
TOGETHER
Reality overcomes me I'm living a lie
TOO MUCH TO ASK
"I wish someone could cure this pain,
it’s funny when you think it’s gonna work
out
til
you chose weed over me"
"But up until the point you didn’t call me
When you said you would"
I don't think this needs further analysis. Plus, who wouldn't choose
weed over Avril?
But babe, I guess you didn't take that warning
How is "babe" any better than "baby"?
Everytime I try to make you smile, you're
always feeling sorry for yourself
The guy is feeling sorry for someone Avril, and we're afraid it's you.
Lying here, alone I fear, afraid of the dark
Is that why she laughs herself to sleep?
NAKED
I'm naked around you. Does it show?
Is she referring to those times when she’s drunk and flashes her boobs to the
camera?
You're gonna see right through, BABY
TAKE ME AWAY
My words are cold
It’s no secret Avril’s a rude little brat
'Cause no one understands
…how a talentless brat has any slaves/fans
I'm going nowhere
Probably, if your slaves/fans wake up one day.
DON'T TELL ME
Why you gave me that kiss it was something like this that
made me go ooh ohh
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl? The one
who gives it all away, yeah
Those Blender pictures and that clip where she’s wearing a hooters outfit
tell a different story...
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm
is now around my neck will get you in my pants
I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget.
Get off of my bed yeah that's what I said
Like... to2lly hArDc0rE! Wait, so he DID get in her pants!
I'm better off alone anyway
Is that the reason all she writes about is boys?
HE WASN'T
Sit on the bed alone, staring at the phone
Did Britney co-write this song?
He wouldn't even open up the door.
Really, did she?
He never made me feel like I was special, he isn't
really what I'm looking for
This point of view is getting stale
Depth fail.
Na na na na na, we've all got choices, we've all
got voices, stand up make some noise!
These lyrics would make Bernie Taupin jealous. Not.
HOW DOES IT FEEL
I am small and the world is big
That's coz she's a starving skeleton
How does it feel, to be different from me?
Pure joy!!!
I'm young, and I am free
I smell Hand In My Poket rip off
MY HAPPY ENDING
Let's talk this over it's not like we're dead
Maybe he just doesn't want to listen to her whine!
Was it something I did was it something you said
Every Rose Has Its Thorn rip off
They tell you I'm difficult, but so are they
Wow watch out for the queen of come backs!
All the sh!t that you do
Wow, swearing, how pxnk rawk!!
NOBODY'S HOME
This probably the only decent song we've heard from her, and that's because Ben Moody
wrote it.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home
"Mmmhhh... what rhymes with home? *thinks hard* What about....
Home? RaWcK 0n!!!!" Whatever, Mrs. Pink-Floyd-Song-Title-Stealer.
WHO KNOWS?
How do you always have an opinion
Because not everyone is an airheaded bimbo like her
SLIPPED AWAY
Na na, na na na, na na. I miss you,
miss you so bad. I don't forget you, oh it's so sad
I didn't get around to kiss you goodbye on the hand
Does anyone even do that?
I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT
Don't wanna always have to be so nice
Changing a few words doesn't hid that you've again stolen music from The Stones.
If I tell you I can't I'm still gonna go
Unfortunately that's what she said to all those people who told her she couldn't sing
Don't want to see me when, I don't get what I want, thats
not what you want
Spoiled much?
It's not too lovely, it could start to get ugly, it really
bugs me if I don't get my way
Avril = 
GIRLFRIEND
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Rolling-Stones-Lyric-Stealer!!!
No way! No way!
This was my reaction to hearing this song at the dentist, no joke
I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could
be your girlfriend.
Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me.
So every boy on Earth wants you? Not true, honey. I haven't met any boys who like you
You’re so fine I want you mine you’re so delicious.
Right, and Britney's the ho...
I think about ya all the time.
Fatal Attraction bunny is not happy
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious And Hell Yeah I’m
the motherfucking princess.
Remove "precious" and "princess" and it's we're cool
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right. She’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better I think we should get together now.
If by "better" she means her, then what kind of skank ho is this guy with? :O
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Hasn't Mick Jagger beaten her yet?
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away I know
you think of me.
He was probably thinking about how creepily obsessed she is with him.
I know you talk about me all the time again and again.
He's probably Syd's boyfriend, my friend Jackrabbit, or my buddy Arkcher. All of
which loathe her.
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear. Better yet make your girlfriend
disappear.
If, you are truly talking about Syd's boyfriend, then he would have to make Syd
dissappear!! -sob-
Cause I can, cause I can do it better.
No, not really. The Ramones did this type of song before. It was far better. And if she's not talking about music, how many times can someone
be slutty in one song?
There’s no other So when's it gonna sink in? She’s so stupid What the
hell were you thinking?!
Does she have anything else to do but diss people?
HOT
Now you're in and you can't get out
You make me so hot Make me wanna drop You're so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream
And how is this any different from Britney's lyrics again?
BABY BABY You're so good
to me BABY BABY
 I
can make you feel all better Just take it in
I CAN DO
BETTER
I'm sick of this shit, don't deny
Swearing! Pxnk rawk!
Hey, hey you I found myself again
We would fire those writers in a second!
You're so full of shit
Kewl! More swearing!
I will drink as much limoncello as I can
Getting over a guy with limoncello, now THAT is punk rawk!!
You're on my nerves I want to puke
*Insert limoncello joke*
ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
Cause
her blond hair, her blue eyes makes you wanna die
Is
she implying that just because someone has blonde hair and blue eyes, they're "one of those girls"? Hasn't she looked in the
mirror recently?
CONTAGIOUS
I can prove I'm right all the time
Can she get more spoiled than this?
Nothing's gonna change destiny
Yeah, I mean, that's why they call
it destiny, coz it can't be changed, right?
ALICE (UNDERGROUND)
Zomg Avril's so
Indie!
Tripping
out, spinning around
I'm
underground, I fell down, I fell down
This girl surely
knows her metaphores...
I'm
freaking out to all am I now
We've been freaking out nonstop ever since we saw her pointy nose on MTV for the
fisrt time.
I'll
take a stand until the end
Take a stand against
what? Maturity? Check.
WHAT THE HELL You say that I'm messing with your head, all 'cause I was making out with your friend And she says Britney and Christina
Aguilera are whores *sigh*
All I want is to
mess around / So what if I go out on a million dates / Boy, I like messing in your bed / Yeah, I am messing with your head / When I'm messing with you in bed We support women who're in control of
their sexuality, but when you call someone a slut and a ho bag and next thing you know you're singing sh1t like this, all
we have to say is:
You can't save me 
La
la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la  
Polly Here, to tear Avril a new Batcave. That's
right, it's my turn now to analyze the lyrics.
Just a few songs for now, but I promise more
this Summer. I'll be doing her three most popular songs first: Girlfriend, Sk8ter Boi (ugh...), and Complicated.
Sorry if the lyrics aren't accurate. I got them from a crappy
lyrics website.
-Skater Boy (I refuse to spell two simple words incorrectly)
He was a boy
She
was a girl
See that there pic
at the top of the page.
Can I make it
anymore obvious?
Actually, dumbass, here's a protip: This
is a "Love" song, so Duhvigne is obviously saying they were in love. This makes me want to punch Lavigne square in her dumb
face. Just because there's a boy and a girl doesn't mean they're gonna fall in love. What if they're just friends? Maybe I'm
looking too far into this.
He was a
punk.
And she did ballet.
So? Ballet doesn't make you a prep. No
preps I know are graceful enough to do ballet. Also, I think this may have been stated here already or on another site, but
some wrestlers and boxers do ballet to get good balance. Except that just gave me the image of Little Mac doing ballet, which
is freaking hilarious.
What more
can I say?
He wanted her.
She'd never tell.
Secretely she wanted him as well.
And all of her
friends
Stuck up their nose.
Stuck what? STUCK WHAT?!
And they
had a problem with his baggy clothes.
MOST PREPS I KNOW PREFER BAGGY CLOTHES
ON GUYS.
He was a
sk8er boi she said see ya later boi.
Rhyming boy with boy! -Strong Bad voice-
Good rhyme!
He wasn't
good enough for her.
She had a pretty
face but her head was up in space.
Face and space! That's even more advanced!
She needed
to come back down to earth.
Five years from now she sits at home feeding the baby she's all alone.
HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL?!
She turns
on TV and guess who she sees.
The president?
Sk8er boi
rocking up MTV.
oh.
She calls
up her friends.
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show.
Wait, WHAT?! I thought the girl's friends
hated him! LOLWUT?
She tags
along, stands in the crowd . Looks up at the man that she turned down.
He was a sk8er boi she said see ya later boi. He
wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a superstar slammin on his guitar to show pretty face what he's worth.
As a songwriter myself this verse, I must
say, is REALLY badly written.
Sorry girl
but you missed out. Well tough luck that boi's mine now.
Wait, what? Who's narrating? Who's the
ballerina girl? Who is Avril supposed to be in this song? THIS IS MORE CONFUSING THAN AN ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG!!!
We are more than
just good friends.
-facepalm-
This is how the
story ends.
Shouldn't this stupid song end, then?
Too bad
that you couldn't see.. see the man that boi could be.
This has nothing to do with the actual
song itself, I just want to say I want to Falcon Paaaawnch whoever wrote down these lyrics for misspelling "Boi" all the time.
There is more
than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside.
...the hell?
He's just
a boi, and I'm just a girl.
STOP SPELLING BOI LIKE THAT!!! Also, this
only serves to make it more confusing who the hell narrated the song!
Can I make
it anymore obvious?
We are in love.
No.
Haven't you
heard how we rock each other's world?
XD
I met the
sk8er boi I said see ya later boi.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be at the studio singing the song he wrote
about a girl he use to know.
SLOW DOWN AND EXPLAIN TO ME!!! OK, I assume
the line "about a girl HE used to know" refers to this song. So are Avril and the Ballerina chick different people?! Judging
by how much Avril contradicts herself about her past I wouldn't be entirely sure...
I met the
sk8er boi I said see ya later boi.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be at the studio singing the song he wrote
about a girl he use to know.
-Complicated-
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, save a piece for me
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's
all been done before
What's been done? Explain to me, woman!
And if you could only let it be
Let it Be, Let it be, Let it beee yea let
it be, whisper words of wisdom let it be...oh wait that's a good song.
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
WE'RE DRIVING? RIDING would be more correct.
Both of you can't be riding at once.
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone
else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why
do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I don't see how a friend acting like something
they're not is complicated....it's really stupid when they do it, but it's not exactly hard to understand. Well, maybe their
reasons for doing it are.
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this
you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
The fuck?! This makes no sense!
no no no
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where
you are ain't where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy
clothes
SET PHASERS TO KILL!
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Somebody else round everyone
else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Cool and Fool! Good rhyme! -sarcasm-
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and
you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
Chill
out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
LET'S REPEAT EVERYTHING!! =D But really,
the rest is just repeating the same stupid stuff. Onto our last song of the evening, and we saved the best/worst for last,
kids!
-Girlfriend-
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Get off of my cloud!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a
new one
It doesn't HAVE to be you, Advil.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be
your girlfriend
NO!!!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I wanna be your boyfriend! I'm tryin' to
tell you I'm the only one! Oh wait, that song is actually kind of sweet and even...-gasp- a little romantic. unlike this tripe.
I know that you like me
Hey, Advil is psychic! Not.
No way! No way!
No, it’s
not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your
girlfriend
Too bad! If ANY snobby females are gonna
be my girlfriend, it's Haruka Tonoh, because she looks and acts enough like a man. too bad she's fictional, and Japanese.
You’re
so fine
I want you mine
I see you still can't rhyme worth a frick.
You’re so delicious
I would make a Silence of the Lambs reference, but it just isn't right to compare Hannibal to
Advil. I'll go with Jeffrey Dahmer instead.
I think about ya all the time
You’re
so addictive
I'd think this song was about cocaine...
Don’t you know what I could
do to make you feel alright?
...or sex....
Don’t pretend I think you know
I’m damn precious
no. just...no.
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking
princess
NO.
I can tell you like me too and you
know I’m right
No.
She’s
like so whatever
And you could do so much better
FANTASTIC rhyming.
I think we should get together now
let's not and say we did.
And that’s what everyone’s
talking about!
BLAH BLAH BLAH SAME STUPID STUFF BLAH BLAH BLAH SAME ROLLING STONES RIPOFF
I can see the
way, I see the way you look at me
I look kind of disgusted when I look at
you...
And even when you look away I know
you think of me
i think all the possible jokes have been
made already...
I know you talk about me all the
time again and again
But somehow I think the talking is kind
of like the stuff on this site...
So come over here, tell me what I
want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
Ooh, magic...
I don’t want to hear you say
her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
BLAH BLAH BLAH CHORUS
In a second you’ll be wrapped
around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
that doesn't rhyme
There’s no other
So when's
it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
That doesn't rhyme either
SAME STUPID STUFF
And that's all for tonight, friends. Stay tuned for next time on "Polly Reviewing Stupid Songs"
Sup Bitches, it's Polly here. I'll let Marik introduce my objectives with our little endeavor today...
WE ARE GOING TO TEAR AVRIL A NEW F*EFF*HOLE!
Thank you for the introduction... Today's
song will be 'Hot', and to keep me from throwing up I have some Dire Straits playing. Money for nothin'....them chicks for
free....
You're so good to me, baby baby
I want to lock you up in my closet
Hey, who replaced the lyrics with a transcript from a hentai?! -checks- No, this is Avril all right....things just
got weird and we're only on the second line...
Where no one's around
Well,
obviously, we have a RAPIST in CANADA.
I want to put your hand in my pocket
Pockets are sexy, right?
Because you're allowed
Is he at least this tall?
I want to drive you into the corner
STRANGER DANGER!
And kiss you without a sound
Good luck kissing
without making any sounds, considering the smooch/smack noises and i'll shut up now.
I want to stay this way forever
I'll say it loud
Now you're in and you
can't get out
You are trapped in my vagina FOR-EV-ER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You make me so hot, make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous,
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous, you're so good to me, baby baby
You're so good to me,
baby baby
Avril, there's an art to making Intercourse With You songs.
Lady Gaga's perfected it. So has Britney. So have The Rolling Stones. You have failed it, and now everyone who hears this
song has the same reaction they did to 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
I can make you feel all better
Just take
it in
And I can show you all the places
You've never been
Oh Avril, first you copy the 'Stones and now you're copying a Disney song?
And I can make you say everything
That you never said
And I will let you do anything
Again and again
Okay, this song is the new 'Little Girls'. Pedobear, eat your heart out!
Now you're in and you can't get out
You make me so hot, make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous, I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous, you're
so good to me, baby baby
You're so good to me, baby baby
Let's repeat things!
Kiss me gently
Weird thing to
ask in a song about violent secks.
Always I know
Hold me, love me
Don't ever go, yeah
Such good songwriting. Like, screw bands that come up with creative
metaphors for sex.
You make me so hot, make
me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous, I can barely stop
I
can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous, you're so good to me
You make me so hot, make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous, I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous, you're so good to me, baby baby
You're
so good to me, baby baby
You're so good
Well, unfortuntely
since pretty much all the song is repetition of the same shitty lyrics, there wasn't much to make fun of. All I gotta say?
This song is disgusting. Go listen to 'Beast of Burden' or 'Cherry Pie' to wash away the suck.
Polly here! I think I'll do another analysis while I'm here...Today's song is "One of those Girls", the song Avril wrote about herself...I
think. Also a terrible ripoff of my favorite Genesis song, which is great.
I know your kind of girl
Which is why you're dating this guy,
right? =D
You only care about one thing
Who you've seen or where you've been
What's wrong with regaling people with your stories of
people you've met or places you've been? I love to travel!
Who's
got money
You got SBLOUCNKCHHEHEHD!!!!!
I see that look in your eyes
It
tells a million lies
Kubrick, anybody?
But deep inside I know why
You're talking to him
wut
I know what you're all about
I really hope he figures it out
stop being so vague!
She's one of those girls, nothing but trouble
Just one look and now you're
seeing double
Great rhyme! Like, it doesn't matter if the rhyme makes
the song make less sense! What, is he seeing double because all bad girls have twins? or what?
Before you know it, she'll be gone
Off
to the next one
She's so good that you won't see it coming
She'll take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing
They're called
hookers.
You'll be broken, she'll be gone
Stay away from sexbots, kids.
Off
to the next one
Off to the next one
She's going to be the end of you
"I don't even know her/I barely
know her name/and though she will mess up your life/You want her just the same" "She takes control, and slowly tears you apart" Great Genesis ripoff, Advil,
go die.
At least that's what they say
It's been a while, you're in denial
And now it's too late
Make up your mind what you and 'they' say!
The way she looks it makes you high
All
the warning signs
'Cause her blond hair, her blue eyes
It makes you want to die
OH NO IF GIRLS
HAVE BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES THEY'RE AUTOMATICALLY PREPPY SLUTS. Did Avril and Tara Gilespie have a brain transplant?
I know what she's all about
I
really hope you figure it out
She's one of those girls,
nothing but trouble
Just one look and now you're seeing double
Before you know it, she'll be gone
Off to the next one
She's so good that you won't see it coming Heh heh coming.
She'll take you for a ride and you'll be
left with nothing
You'll be broken, she'll be gone
Off
to the next one
You know it's a game, you know it's a game
Avril makes people lose the game! The bitch!
She's keeps playing around with your head
Playing around with your head
HEAD GAMES! Foreigner is so good, man.
She's so insane, so insane
She's the one to blame
She's the one to blame
Hey, can't blame people for being sluts. Except Avril.
She's one of those girls, nothing but trouble
Just one look and now you're
seeing double
Before you know it, she'll be gone
Off
to the next one
She's so good that you won't see it coming
She'll take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing
You'll
be broken, she'll be gone
Off to the next one
Off to the next one
Off to the next one
Does Avril always just have to repeat crap in her songs,
in order to keep her (or her songwriters) from making too much effort? This is a major reason her songs suck so bad.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps...Avril rips off Green Day
this time in my third review of the day....
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
It all keeps
adding up. I think I'm crackin' up!
I laugh
myself to sleep
That's weird?
It's my
lullaby
Sometimes I drive so fast
Just to feel the danger
A lot of people do this, including
my family.
I wanna scream
It makes me feel
alive
Well you know Avril when babies are born if they're not screaming then they
probably aren't alive. Again, this ISN'T WEIRD.
Is it enough to love?
Is it enough to breathe?
I dunno, man!
What the hell does this even mean?
Somebody
rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
Just can't leave the Rolling Stones alone, can you? "If
I put my hand in my heart, spilled it all over the stage..."
Is it enough to die?
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be anything but ordinary please
If I'm ordinary, I'll die! Please let me be unique! You can change from
being ordinary to unique, right?!
To walk within the lines
Would make my life so boring
Walk within the lines! Great metaphor!
I want to know that I
Have been to the extreme
...what?
So knock me off my feet
Gladly.
Come on now give it to me
Anything to make me feel alive
Is it
enough to love?
Baby don't hurt me.
Is it enough to breathe?
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
Is it enough to die?
Somebody
save my life
Avril channels Simple Plan...
I'd rather be anything but ordinary please
I'd rather be anything but ordinary please.
Let down your
defences
Avril channels someone playing WoW...
Use no common sense
If you look you will see
that this world is a beautiful
FUCKING
RAINBOWS
accident turbulent suculent
I use big words!
me smart!
opulent permanent, no way
I
wanna taste it
Don't wanna waste it away
....And the rest is still just more repetition. So, kids,
what did we learn?
We learn that Avril just wants to be unique soooooo badly! Too bad she isn't! This song is exactly like all her other ones,
even-stupid lyrics repeated over and over again and verses that are nigh-identical to the last one. If she can't make one
unique song, how can she be a unique person? Plus, she tries to make herself seem 'edgy' and 'crazy' in this song like some
scene kid. All in all, this is what this song reminds me of:
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