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NEW: Vocaloid Kamui Gakupo sings Avril's 'Girlfriend', proving a Robot Samurai singing over a MIDI guitar and in Engrish is
still better than Avril
BRITNEY SPEARS
I won't say anything about her, she has no personality and no morals to criticize me.
TRE COOL OF GREEN DAY:
'I'll strangle her with her fucking tie if I meet her.'
KISS FM DJ BILLY THE KIDD:
A radio DJ that has interviewed the singer and alleged song thief numerous times had to deal with her nastiness this weekend
and the DJ couldn’t handle not blowing his top.
KISS FM DJ Billy the Kidd posted a message on his official myspace page last Monday with the title being ‘Some celebrities
just suck’
First off I gotta thank everyone who came to Kiss Party on Friday! Thank you to Rihanna, who is the sweetest girl alive,
I LOVE her. Injured and all she DID NOT cancel the show so thank you to Rihanna! Also, big thanks to Joel and Benji and the
guys of Good Charlotte, Baby Bash, Paula Deanda and The Rocket Summer… good people. NOW- I would thank Avril Lavigne,
but I cant sit here and lie nor am I fake to say I like her. I heard she put on a good show but I didnt even want to watch.
Now, I have interviewed everyone from Metallica to Madonna and have never had any “issues” … but everytime
I have had to deal with Avril its a PAIN IN THE ASS! From the fact that she didnt want to “sit in the room and wait
to go on the air” to her people trying to clear the hallways so she could get through. Are you kidding me!??? Get over
yourself! Dont flatter yourself, I didnt WANT to interview you!!! Sorry, I had to vent, because
I thought it was BS how her and her “people” acted. So, I guess I am a fan of some of her songs, but NOT a fan of Avril. She needs to get checked.”
GOOD CHARLOTTE:
When a fan asked if they would tour with Avril, they responded "Hell No", and then Joel said, "I'd be having a good day
until someone calls me Avril Lavigne."
On Total Request Live:
Benji: Next at number 5 we
have Avril Lavigne with "Sk8er Boi".
Joel: That's skater with an 8 and boy with an i! Like totally!
(after
video)
Joel: Like, for sure! That totally rocked!
Benji: She's so punky!
SHIRLEY MANSON OF GARBAGE:
At the Houston, Tx No Doubt/Garbage/Distillers show, right before Shirley Manson sang "Stupid Girl", she got all giddy
and happy and started skipping around the stage saying "Avril Lavigne is a stupid girl!"
KENNY OF STARTING LINE:
At a
recent show:
Kenny: "Do you guys like Avril Lavigne?"
Crowd: "No!"
Kenny:
"Yea, i think she's a c*nt!"
DERYCK OF SUM41 (EL GASPO!):
Fan:
So yeah are you friends with her or what?
Deryck: Not really, she just kind of follows us around
Fan: Then why does she tell everyone that you guys are friends?
Deryck: how the f*ck am i supposed to know. She's crazy.
PEREZ HILTON:
So we just got a phone call from Avril Lavigne. We told her we wouldn’t talk about it. Ooops!
Apparently she called the assistant of a mutual friend of ours and got Perez’s number that way.
“I just wanted to reach out to you directly, instead of you hearing from my manager or publicist,” she told
us. Nice. We respect that.
“I get what you do, but you’ve just been especially mean to me and it hurts,” Lavigne added. “And
I hear about it all the time. Journalists always ask me about you in interviews. You don’t even know me!” she doesn't know Britney Spears, yet she bashes her every chance she gets!
How do you respond to something like that?
“You just make it so easy sometimes,” Perez told her. And she does make it easy. Too easy.
Avril was practically begging, “I wish you would stop writing bad things about me.”
Our heart kinda sunk. We felt really bad for her. Then we remembered. She’s a douche!
Stop being such a hack, Avril, and maybe then we will be nice.
xoxo
IANN ROBINSON OF MTV NEWS:
"Lavigne is sickening to me.
She's everything that's wrong with music today. She's a manufactured voice. She claims she's punk, but she doesn't even know
who the Ramones are. I hate to admit that she was big in 2002, but she was. Even though I don't like her, she had a good year
and will probably continue to do well."
JORDAN OF NEW FOUND GLORY:
Jordan
is quoted to saying that Avril "sucks dick, and ruined punk"
JOHN MAYER:
In an interview, John was asked what he thinks about chicks playing their own instruments and Avril was mentioned
and then John answered:
John: "Oh, Avril doesn't really play the guitar.(snickers) She only does so in the video to
make herself look cool."
Interviewer: "No collaborattions with Avril in the future?"
John: "Avril? No. Oh
wait, maybe logistically selling ties. Of course I'd design them. She'd just wear them." Polly
Sez: Remember kids, John Mayer is SEXY!
KELLY OSBOURNE:
"That's
like saying Avril is rock. That's not fucking rock.....If she's trying to be rock and her idol is Johnny Reznick, I don't
think she'll get very far."
CHESTER OF LINKIN PARK:
-Said sarcastically,
"Move over guys. Make room for Avril Lavigne, she's a big star. We're only a little rock band."
-Avril is just a kid, she's very limited musically speaking.
CLIFF FABRI,
FORMER MANAGER:
"She is not a punk; she is not a skater. She is not from the streets. She is from
a middle-class family in Napanee. She is from a very safe neighborhood.
Skater? No. Punk? No. They've sold her out.
The expectations now are that she's this badass smashing her guitar (Poor Pete Towndshend! -Polly) in this slick video. That's
as programmed as everything else, and it's such teenybopper-trying-to-be-cool stuff. She's probably more contrived than Britney
ever was. Avril has the potential to be real, but right now, she's a poseur."
Avril finds a Black Friend by MadTV. We're not the only ones who think
she looks like a racoon. Remember kids we said it first!
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