Videos. Ugh!

Complicated

The debut video. Here we see Avril like one of the boiz; then she stuns us with her punk-ish “uh-oh, life’s like this / la la la”. like omg, Kurt Cobain has re-incarnated!

The guys prove their rebelliousness by attacking a man in a hot-dog costume.

Then of course, the love scene, duh! I mean, no rock video would be complete without a love scene!

Here we see Avril doing a stunt while playing basket at the mall. Like everything in her career (ie her image, her voice, her attitude, etc. etc.): Fake!!! Not even Wacko's nose looks as fake as this.

Watch out! She's the elf in your closet!!

For the first time in history we see a girl wearing a tie, you know, coz she *quote*invented the tie look*unquote* Yes Avril, whatever puts you in the mood :-/

One of those b**chy preps gives Avril a nasty look. Coz you know, Avril's an outsider. Polly Sez:But don't all the preps Love Avril and want to be just like her? Oh, my bad. They all "Stopped" being preps a while back. -SARCASM-

Avril's two favorite accesories: a tie and a guitar.

So Avril likes smashing guitars (the only thing she can actually do with them). Just because you crash a guitar it does not make your pop song less annoying! You're not Kurt Cobain, deal with it! Polly Sez:Dangit, Avril! Stop making Pete Townshend cry! He invented that smashing-the-guitar move, don't use it!

Sk8er Boi

Did Avril realize that Boy George coined the term "BOI" back in the late '80s to describe himself when he "came out of the closet"? Oh yes, sorry, she was *quote*too young to know that stuff*quote* *rolls eyes*

A must item for every punk boy/girl out there!

Converse, black eyeliner, and of course punky bracelets. What's more punk than this?

The good times, how we miss tomboy Avril we all knew and loved. Not.

Avril's only talent: playing the air guitar.

You know you're punk-rock when you're constantly doing the bullhorns! I mean it doesn't matter if all of your songs are about being spurned by boiz or being dumped by one of the prettier girls!

Again, a luhv scene! Avril's singing to her boi! Awwwww *pukes*

It's a fact: preppy girls must suffer in Avril's videos.

Smashing guitars never gets old. Maybe she's mad at it because she couldn't nail it? :-/

Avril lets us know one more time who the boss is. The tie owns!!

He Wasn't

This has to be one of the preppiest videos made in the history of music. If you don't agree with me then you must stop watching god damn MTV.

Avril delights us with her guitar skills and her pasty legs.

Her attempts at being original actually amuse us. Horns made of glitter are so hardcore! Polly Sez:at least the horns match her. L sez:Coz she's horny all the time? Polly Sez: No, 'cause she's Satan.

FAKE CHORD. There you have it folks. She might've tought herself how to play the guitar, but she made up all the chords. I mean, at least they could've edited this! Well not really, why would they when her fans are blind/deaf?

She sits on her bed alone, staring at the phone. Oh no, no "oh baby baby songs".

Then a guy gives Avril red roses and she throws the roses back at him! Female power! And just when we thought we knew our Avril, she's a business woman who's outraged by the kids' rebelliousness. Oh she's so versatile!

Polly:Look at those faerie wings! We all know that Johnny Ramone wore faerie wings in the Ramones videos!

Syd: But I thought she was the devil?

Who would've thought? Avril is smashing a guitar. This is so not getting old! Polly Sez:Look Avril, only Mr. Townshend can smash 800,230,000 billion and a half and then some guitars and not get boring.

Coincidence?

She might copy Green Day and God knows who else, but hey, the girl can spread'em! *blushes* Syd: That bitch!

She probably saw her:

I'm With You

The only guy (besides her punk wannabe ex-hubby Deryck Whibley) who would lay eyes on Avril, and she pushes him away? I mean he's drunk and all but Avril, girl! You can't go around throwing away your chances! What's wrong with this kid? Besides, did you guys see the way she pushes him? How PXNK!!!

If it's a damn cold night, then how come she's wearing shorts? Plus fake snow is lyk3 so hArDc0rE

She can afford an expensive coat but not a pair of pants? Uh-oh. Life's like this...

Is this the gayest hug ever or what? And I should know coz I'm the biggest faghag ever. Seriously, check the video those guys look like Westlife leftovers.

Don't Tell Me

Punky socks!! It's not like Xtina would *ever* wear some of those *cough*go to our picture gallery *cough*

hArDc0rE Avril stuns us with her rock star attitude, w00t!

Great, that ugly face broke another mirror.

Uh-oh! Trouble in paradise! Maybe Avril and her boi could use some help from these guys

Fatal Attraction much?

Punk Avril is such a rebel that she goes after her guy without looking both sides of the street. This would scream dAnGeR if we didn't see the pedestrian band. The guy driving the car is more punk than she is Besides, doesn't this look suspiciously familiar? Polly Sez:Yea, Mrs. Beatles-album-cover-stealer!!!!!!!!!!!

A. Morissette: You Learn

Green Day: Warning

She hunts the man who did her wrong. We get you dude, we see her everywhere too and there's nothing we can do about it :( Well, we could destroy MTV but that is a longer process, so we created this site in the mean time :)

My Happy Ending