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Read the whole website before sending us hatemail! - Polly
First piece of mail from a haters (or h8er) This came to Syd from myspace from m0rg@n (notice
her name spelling):
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANTI AVRIL BITCH BITE MY FUCKING ASS"
SYD: You got a lot of exclamation points there. Give you keyboard a break man. I feel
so bad for it because it has to type your non-sense writing
L: Thank you for your sweet comment/vomit spew, everyone knows no anti-Avring site
would be complete w/o hate mail! You must have a really high IQ.
POLLY: This piece of Hatemail has cause the exclamation mark workers to go on strike.
In other news...(Strong bad voice) OH! My name is M0rg@n! I live in an alternate realty were i don't have to spell correctly!
HERE'S OUR FAVORITE RANT OF THE DAY!:
1. You guys are gay Homophobe for making a lame website about avril.
-slap- OMG is.. Avril.. GAY??
why
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no apostrophe
you try get out there and be "punk" since you know all about it. i dare you.
We are not stating we are punk, we are stating she is not. By
the way, didn't you take grammar?
2. wasting you time is what you do best i can see. do something useful.
Even more cases of not using a beginning capital letter, no capital I. Oh, and writing hate
mail with horrid spelling and grammar is what you do best.
3. the three you said "rule" well ahh hello, what 5 yr old still sez they rule!?
Actually you swine we have had idiots like you say that they/Avril 'rule'. So go talk to
them.
4. do you even know what a life is? you made no sense then trying to be cool and bring down china. lame!
Man, this whole statement is just the epitome of stupidity. Do you WATCH THE FREAKING NEWS?
OR ARE YOU TOO IGNORANT TO REALISE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN IN CHINA WERE BEATEN SO YOU COULD WEAR YOUR STUPID WAL-MART CLOTHES?
P.S So, we were little five-year olds for saying "rule", yet you say "lame". Man, those aren't typos, those are plain stupid.
5. you guys are so cool telling them to go back to "porn". its reasons like you that the shit in this world still
goes on.
Yet I donate my hard earned money and spend my time doing activist work. Hmmmm. WHY DON'T
YOU TRY STOPPING "SHIT" FROM GOING ON INSTEAD OF WRITING HATE MAIL?
6. (being a 6yr old is sad) well you must be very very sad then. coz your not dumb arses your a bunch of fuck
tarts! go back to school or something.
Obviously, YOU need to go back to school. I can see over ten different spelling and grammar
errors in your stupid little rant. Oooo "Fuck Tarts" What the hell is That you idiot?! a new brand of Pop-Tarts? You sicken
me.
7. very hard hay. everyone laughs at your website. very hard!
We laugh at you too. Hard hay? Wtf? Anyway, of course everyone
laughs at the website. That's the whole point! Duh. Go read the fan mail section! So you get onto us for saying "Rule"
yet you say "lame" and "pathetic".
your rules are lame and your site is pathetic in stead
SEE?! You tell US to go to school, yet you do not even know that "instead" is ONE WORD.
of sitting and bagin ppl out,
Of all the retarded things you have said, this is my favourite! "Bagin"?
"Ppl"? and you called us five-year-olds! Look who's talking! Oooooooh "Bagin" where in God's name did you hear that, Hooked
On Phonics, or as YOU probably like to call it, hookd on fonix?
why dont you go out ad try to do what they do.
They? Who is THEY? Avril? You mean, you want us to get drunk and lie
to everyone, get onstage and sing off tune? We ALL play an instrument and are hell of good at it. Two of us are in actual
rock bands, write our OWN songs and don't get sued for it.
dont just talk fucking get out there and walk.
I'll just assume my daily dog-walk doesn't count as "talk fucking get
out there and walk". You ever hear of commas? Or periods? Or punctuation for that matter?
or sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!
You said we were trying to be cool for reminding people of where their
designer sweaters come from, yet you are obviously trying to be cool by swearing. Look, pal, at least word your hate mail
better. I would respect you more if you used spell check. "Sit the fuck down"? Excuse me but last time I checked I was already
sitting down in front of my computer and this wasn't Afghanistan. Thanks buddy, we really enjoyed this first piece of serious
ranting :-)
you are a fucking shit! a bullshit! an idiot! a Bitch..! just fuck your self bitch! you're an evil. you are only
envy!
POLLY: Ummm....OK? I'm just gonna assume that this is a foreigner. Which is kinda
awesome. However, if it is American, that's sad.
Syd: Thank you, come again.
Why don't you GAYS stop this nonsense..This website is no use!. And I know thousands
make hate Avril,,but millions love her! So shut the hell up and don't be a freaking loser!
POLLY: OMG SHE CALLED US GAYS AND LOSERS AND TOLD US TO SHUT ME SO EMO ME CUT ARMS
LONG TIME. D: Not. Well, I gotta give kudos on the fact that you realise that not everyone loves her. Finally, someone who
understands. Spelling was good, grammar was good, this would be perfect if it weren't for the period after the exclamation
point and the double comma. They even bothered to put capitals at the beginning of every sentence! Anyway, there's not much
to make fun of here, which kinda sucks.
L: OMG our hacker friends are gonna be so happy (see "hate mail rules")! So it's no
use, huh? I guess there's no use in making a fan site either coz you know, people who hate Avril will still hate her and the
ones who love her will still love her, right? So only the people who like her have a right to express how they feel? *rolls
eyes*
SYD: It's not sharp enough!! ughhhhhhhh!
so i read the hole site.. :) i still didn`t > get the point. do u earn money doing this? do u get > huge
satisfaction analyzing texts? do u really think > people who like her songs are gonna refuse listening > to them after
hearing that she called xtina a bitch? > well, flashnews - we don`t give a damn about her > life. but her music is nice
;). > i mean, she gives interviews in the middle of nyc > when she may be sick or sad and may say confusing > things.
she`s young and doesn`t care if paparazzi > make a nice impression about her. and probably, some > people don`t. but
guess what? she`s still famous and > has a life that many just wish for. > and this site, really equals 0 to her and
to the > press. ...reading again and again articles and > analyzing them. what for? working to prove us wrong > about
avril. but flashnews again :) > your sarcasm is really interesting, but the > information in it - unimportant and not
vital for > the starving children with aids, as u mentioned. > in the end, yeah, get a life. she`s got one, and >
seems pretty pleased by it. > u`re the frustrated one, not her.
POLLY: Oh....My....God. -bangs head against wall- Did you not take Spelling class?
at all? The hole site, huh? When I read that I sensed I'd gotten a mail for a website about digging. But no. We made this
website the same reason you sent us mail (I refuse to say hate mail, because it's not hateful.) I sign petitions and donate
money and other goods. I do a lot of serious stuff. The point of the site is... venting. You probably learned not to keep
anger bottled up. I know we did. So, we're venting about how much we hate her. That's the point. "Flashnews"? What does that
mean? I want to know. YOU may not give a damn about her life (which is good) but a lot of fans we've met do. You like Avril
for the music, no? Oh, she's young, so she says confusing things. She's 21 years old! My sister is 3 and when she says things
they don't confuse me. If Avril didn't care about websites like mine, why did she call Perez Hilton and tell him he made her
upset? o_o Ooooooooh, I'm frustrated, how insulting. If I seem frustrated, imagine how I'd be if I didn't vent. o_o But I
must give you kudos for not flying off the handle.
L: We've stated plenty of times that fame is not a reason to like someone. Is earning
money your only motivation to do something?
She's not better than anyone because she has money, it doesn't make her a good musician
either. Sadly enough being famous equals being a role model in this society and it is our OPINION that she should act less
cluless about that.
We don't care either if she doesn't give a damn about this site, we didn't make it for
her but for us. Remember a little something called freedom of speech? And we don't have a life, right? Yet you read the whole
site *wink*
Polly sez: No, L, she read the Hole site, remember?
SYD: this is too heavy for my head. hey, if Avril spit in your face and said F***
you bitch, would you A) worship it or B) tell her to F*** off. ?
Related to the below hate mail: This is how Canada
feels when he sees Advil...
NEW-Polly's new favorite rant....
gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay g3t a lif u r dum u complet buncha r3tards im not 6 im 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u dont no u stupd dumfais
Polly: ....Wow. That's really all I can say-WOW. I didn't know people this stupid
existed.
Syd: THat was f***** hilarious! " g3t a lif u r dum u complet buncha r3tards" comedy
rocks. oi.
L: *adds to favorites*
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AVRIL IS AWESOME ohh shes from canada so shes a freak NO NO NO FUCK NO WHAT THE
HELLS WRONG WITH YOU WHO EVER MADE THIS SIGHT YEA YOU THE GUY WITH HAIR AND THE FACE AND NO BRAIN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU
POLLY: All I can say is...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
L: What did you say about no brains again?
SYD: dude i love Canada, she just gives it a bad name. Polly: Update! I still lol at your mail all these years later, and I gotta say...you're a fuckin' idiot thinking
we hate her just because she's Canadian. We love Canadians and their country, they are our neighbors after all. We just hate
Avril. She gives a bad name to Canada!
You fucking dont have a write to diss Avril shes amazing and you are just jelouse HATERS ARE TWATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLLY: In the words of Psychostick: You. Are. DUMB. First off: learn to spell, you
dumbshit. Second: FIRST AMENDMENT! I can say WHATEVER I want. Twat? Nice insults you got there.
L: Don't be a sexist jurk, what's wrong with twats?
Who ever made this site is so sad, get a life, i bet you cant get as famous as her!
i dont even
like her but i bet you have never met her so dont judge her. this site is so funny its just too stupid
How can you judge "this site" if you didn't even bother to read through it? That's hypocritical.
You obviously didn't bother to read the FAQ section where we clearly state that we don't give a FUCK about Avril's celebrity
status and that we do not care about having a life. Besides she put herself on the public eye so guess what? We'll judge her
as long as she continues acting stupid.
Oh, your comment is funny too, we laughed. A lot.
From: Jamie Palmer.
June 17:
Why is it such a big deal. & what makes me wonder is how do you know Avril copied them? They
couldve copied her DUH! I mean come on, its so dumb to trash Avril just becuz she has the same bracelet as another
person! WOW! Thats such a big deal.
Btw, most of the thins you said she copied from Amy, she did them first than Amy, but you don't
even know about that do you? ;D
LOL why would a stablished rock band/star copy a punk wannabe in the first place? And all of those singers on the pictures
have kept an image throughout their careers, Amy Lee has been using those clothes and that style since Evanescence started
in 1994, while Avril's image changes according to what's popular at the moment of the release of her albums:
1st album: pxnk/sk8er
2nd album: Gawth
The Worst Damn Thing: pink pop mess
She's a mess she's not even good at copying others, and don't worry we do know about that ;D
(¨Part II in the Fan Mail section)
wahahahhah!! what a bunch of pathetic losers!. there's nothing else i could say to your
stupid dick-sucking website.. other than.. its a COMPLETE WORK OF ART DONE BY THE MOST DUMBEST and SHITTY CREATURES THAT EXIST
IN THE WORLD!
for short its A PIECE OF SHIT DONE BY SHITHEADS!!!
what a complete loser! :)) =)) ahahahahhaha!! magic
hi jump kirby... wat a total piece of crap! well here's a little gift i have for all you shitheads out there..
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loser!!!
Whose dick are you refering to, Avril's? Because in that case you are the sucker. Here's
a gift for you:
How stupid are you what has done to you avril ..? I know the answer to anything you have
not even met and already know that she hates you ... have you actually soedwas like a brain .:??!!! probably not more
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must not love her but you have to make them even down
stll times before you can sowas brainless would do with you
I'm
glad that Avril has grown up and not so childish as you
What has she done to us? easy, she 'sings' horrible music and is a horrible
person. Avril has grown up? Bahahaha! Sure, if you call spitting on people and swearing growing up. Fail.
By: Avril4ever
FUCK YOU!
ANYWAYY ,THE SITE SUX BUT KEEP IT UP
HATERS MAKE AVRIL MUCH FAMOUS.
GAY!
You KNOW what????!!!!!!>>
I'm an AVRIL lAVIGNE FAN...and I'll never do this:"Her
fans...I can't even describe them! Some are alright. But most of them are stupid poseurs with bad insults and even worse spelling
who are rude (Just like her!) They all say they wanna be JUST like Avril, yet Avril smokes, drinks, isn't very nice, liar,
and, she once paid people to have a date with her. -insert obvious joke here-"
And I don't thing that she it's like this....
AND!!!!!!!iF
YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT TO DO AND IF YOU HATE SHE!!!!YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO SITES LIKE THISSS!!!JUST IGNORE SHE!!!!!YOU JUST WASTE
YOUR TIME!!!
If you're a foreigner, cool! If you're American,
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